Unfortunelly to tell you all , Happy Low Blog Is Currenlty Bankrupt Now Because Of Reason Below
1 : Happy Low Was Too Lazy To Update
2 : Happy Low No Enough Time To Blogging
3 : Happy Low Got No Income
4 : Happy Low Got No Sponsorer
5 : Happy Low Got No Fans T.T
6 : Public Din't Click On That "Google ads"
7 : Public Din't Support
8 : Public blah blah blah....
9 : And Many-Many Else
Thanks For Reading......
Best Regards....
Happy Low
03/03/2008
Monday, March 3, 2008
Sunday, March 2, 2008
01 March 2008 Blogs.....
yeah....a new month is coming , today is the beginning of March unfortunely "Happy Low" was too busy , he can't write a blog for today....but u all oso no nid down.
Happy Low will promise you he'll replace today blog at tomorrow
耶 ！！！。。新的一个月来临了，今天是3月头一天^^ 很不幸的 ，"Happy Low" 太忙了，他今天不能写部落格。。。不过你们也不必太伤心。
Happy Low 势要将今天的部落格留在明天写
Happy Low will promise you he'll replace today blog at tomorrow
耶 ！！！。。新的一个月来临了，今天是3月头一天^^ 很不幸的 ，"Happy Low" 太忙了，他今天不能写部落格。。。不过你们也不必太伤心。
Happy Low 势要将今天的部落格留在明天写
Saturday, March 1, 2008
Cyber Cafe / 网络咖啡厅
大家好。。。我相信我用中文来写，你们因该不会感到陌生然而感到非常亲切对吗^^？....我之所以用中文是因为我大多数的朋友太高尚了，结果不是很会洋文。。说实话，其实。。我的英文很烂，不敢写出来献丑结果才用中文的 >"<（我干嘛这样老实向大众宣布我英文很烂阿T_T...哎呀，都怪我太。。。“诚实”了）
*看看以上的人多可悲啊 T.T
今天，我想向大家介绍一下“网络咖啡厅" , 英文呢。。。也叫做 "Cyber Cafe" !!! 不知道你们大家对“网络咖啡厅”有什么印象呢？。。我相信你们对它也不会陌生吧? 在全马各地，至少有上千间的“网络咖啡厅” 。根据我的估计（千万别当成真），40%的网络咖啡厅很面临倒闭，40%的网络咖啡厅生意平平的，15%的网络咖啡厅赚大钱，5%的呢是属于其它。
其实啊，“网络咖啡厅” 是那些年轻人聚集在一起“打机/ 上不良网站/听歌/交友/等等”的地方。。。而“网络咖啡厅”主要面对的社会人士是“10-30岁的读书子/打工仔/等等” 最重要的金钱来源都是来自“宅男/宅女”^^....为什么他们这么笨，白白送钱给“网络咖啡厅”呢？。。。主要的原因是
1：他们就是这么笨
2：钱太多
3：时间太多
4：这是他们的嗜好
5：跟家人斗气
6: 给人强逼
7: 避开敌人的追踪
8: 地球被入征
9：世界末日
以上纯属虚构。。。。。其实他们丢钱给网吧主要的因素是，
1：消磨时间
2：满足他们对上网的欲望
3：上网聊天
4：解除他们对网络游戏的瘟
5：朋友邀请 《===本少爷是属于这类型的 ^^"
6: *你们自己想
现在，你们因该很清楚知道为什么“网络咖啡厅”会有这样好的生意额了吧。。（快感谢我 ^^）
至于网络咖啡厅的收费....在马来西亚，网络咖啡厅的平均收费是每小时RM1.00 - RM3.00之间。就拿我常去的 “网络咖啡厅”来比较把。。如果你不是会员的话，是每小时 RM2.50。。。当你成为会员过后是每小时RM1.50. 对你们大家来说，RM1.50是个小数目，可是对我这个穷人来说 RM1.50 简直就是天文数字《==此词何解？
在看的各位想一想，想象一下如果你是个“网络咖啡厅”的常客。。。就比如你一天来玩3 个小时（因为才玩一两个小时根本不过瘾阿:p) ，一个月玩足20天。。。你可以算得出来你一个月已经喂了这个吃钱的的老虎机过百了倒不如拿来投资在女友的身上 ^^"
然后我想补充一下，其实我第一次接触 “网络咖啡厅" 的时候是在我小学六年级/12岁的时候而那时我第一次玩的游戏也是当红的 "Counter-Strike" (你爸爸妈妈的臭CS害我有今天 T_T) <==善良的臭话*小朋友千万别学哦 12-20岁 我都在玩 CS 14-20岁 我都有上“不良网站”的习惯 (我恨我自己太诚实了） 15-17 岁 我都有在玩想当年当红的 "Ragnarok Online / Gunbound / O2 JAM / 神话 / 等等" 19-20岁 我太沉迷了 DotA ，我对他又恨又爱 ！！！我恨他害我损失太多的宝贵光阴+金钱 （我很希望时间可以倒流，让我放弃所谓的“Gaming") , 我也爱他。。是因为DotA给我希望，给我梦想，给我继续浪费钱+光阴下去 而重点就是，在这8年来。。。我已经丢了差不多十多千马币在网络咖啡厅里
我可不是吹牛的，经过我这个小小天才我算了又算。。平均一天丢5快，丢足365 天。。。再乘以8年，总数是14，600！！！我靠！！太惊人了。。我差点连我自己也不敢相信，可是这个完全是个事实。我的妈啊。。。我丢了1，460，000粒糖果在网吧啊 T_T 1，460，000 个儿童未免太可怜没机会品尝到我送的糖果 = =!! 你爸爸的烂臭网络咖啡厅<==（这也是善意的臭话）快赔回我1，460，000粒糖果 T_T *我想了一想，好像离题了（题目明明是“网络咖啡厅”嘛。。。）算了，反正都写了 今天的部落格将接近尾声了。。。。我今天选了 “网络咖啡厅”这个题目因该是因为我有长去网络咖啡厅的习惯，结果我才选写这个题目。其实最主要的是，我今天没什么好写。。。 最后。。。我想告诉大家，我今天 地点在 ：Pos Malaysia 时间 : 下午3时31分又53秒 动机 ：让朋友开心 起因 ：朋友生日快到了 关系人物 ：Pos Malaysia 员工 目的 ：寄了一包急邮 从以上种种的提示，我想信聪明的“你”因该猜到了吧。。。。 让我们来一起为这包飘洋过海的“邮包”祈祷吧 ^^" 请跟着以下的词一起默默的祈祷 邮包啊邮包。。。 你看你拥有多重大的责任。。 你背着的是你好主人"Happy Low" 的千千万万个祝福献于远在东海岸的朋友。。 而你胃也寄放了上百令吉的物品。。 虽然你长得不俊不帅又不美，无所谓拉。。反正你又不是去选美而去送死。。 你一定要完成任务！！！奋不顾身的从吉隆坡冲去沙巴斗湖然后给我的朋友给你剖解。。 阿们。。。
记得誓死都要到达哦。。。
时间差不多了。。。。。哇老厄！！你爷爷的烂臭部落格害我浪费了将近2个小时来完成 = =！！ （我的牺牲也真大)
在此停手，
Happy Low
29日/二月/2008年
*看看以上的人多可悲啊 T.T
今天，我想向大家介绍一下“网络咖啡厅" , 英文呢。。。也叫做 "Cyber Cafe" !!! 不知道你们大家对“网络咖啡厅”有什么印象呢？。。我相信你们对它也不会陌生吧? 在全马各地，至少有上千间的“网络咖啡厅” 。根据我的估计（千万别当成真），40%的网络咖啡厅很面临倒闭，40%的网络咖啡厅生意平平的，15%的网络咖啡厅赚大钱，5%的呢是属于其它。
其实啊，“网络咖啡厅” 是那些年轻人聚集在一起“打机/ 上不良网站/听歌/交友/等等”的地方。。。而“网络咖啡厅”主要面对的社会人士是“10-30岁的读书子/打工仔/等等” 最重要的金钱来源都是来自“宅男/宅女”^^....为什么他们这么笨，白白送钱给“网络咖啡厅”呢？。。。主要的原因是
1：他们就是这么笨
2：钱太多
3：时间太多
4：这是他们的嗜好
5：跟家人斗气
6: 给人强逼
7: 避开敌人的追踪
8: 地球被入征
9：世界末日
以上纯属虚构。。。。。其实他们丢钱给网吧主要的因素是，
1：消磨时间
2：满足他们对上网的欲望
3：上网聊天
4：解除他们对网络游戏的瘟
5：朋友邀请 《===本少爷是属于这类型的 ^^"
6: *你们自己想
现在，你们因该很清楚知道为什么“网络咖啡厅”会有这样好的生意额了吧。。（快感谢我 ^^）
至于网络咖啡厅的收费....在马来西亚，网络咖啡厅的平均收费是每小时RM1.00 - RM3.00之间。就拿我常去的 “网络咖啡厅”来比较把。。如果你不是会员的话，是每小时 RM2.50。。。当你成为会员过后是每小时RM1.50. 对你们大家来说，RM1.50是个小数目，可是对我这个穷人来说 RM1.50 简直就是天文数字《==此词何解？
在看的各位想一想，想象一下如果你是个“网络咖啡厅”的常客。。。就比如你一天来玩3 个小时（因为才玩一两个小时根本不过瘾阿:p) ，一个月玩足20天。。。你可以算得出来你一个月已经喂了这个吃钱的的老虎机过百了倒不如拿来投资在女友的身上 ^^"
然后我想补充一下，其实我第一次接触 “网络咖啡厅" 的时候是在我小学六年级/12岁的时候而那时我第一次玩的游戏也是当红的 "Counter-Strike" (你爸爸妈妈的臭CS害我有今天 T_T) <==善良的臭话*小朋友千万别学哦 12-20岁 我都在玩 CS 14-20岁 我都有上“不良网站”的习惯 (我恨我自己太诚实了） 15-17 岁 我都有在玩想当年当红的 "Ragnarok Online / Gunbound / O2 JAM / 神话 / 等等" 19-20岁 我太沉迷了 DotA ，我对他又恨又爱 ！！！我恨他害我损失太多的宝贵光阴+金钱 （我很希望时间可以倒流，让我放弃所谓的“Gaming") , 我也爱他。。是因为DotA给我希望，给我梦想，给我继续浪费钱+光阴下去 而重点就是，在这8年来。。。我已经丢了差不多十多千马币在网络咖啡厅里
我可不是吹牛的，经过我这个小小天才我算了又算。。平均一天丢5快，丢足365 天。。。再乘以8年，总数是14，600！！！我靠！！太惊人了。。我差点连我自己也不敢相信，可是这个完全是个事实。我的妈啊。。。我丢了1，460，000粒糖果在网吧啊 T_T 1，460，000 个儿童未免太可怜没机会品尝到我送的糖果 = =!! 你爸爸的烂臭网络咖啡厅<==（这也是善意的臭话）快赔回我1，460，000粒糖果 T_T *我想了一想，好像离题了（题目明明是“网络咖啡厅”嘛。。。）算了，反正都写了 今天的部落格将接近尾声了。。。。我今天选了 “网络咖啡厅”这个题目因该是因为我有长去网络咖啡厅的习惯，结果我才选写这个题目。其实最主要的是，我今天没什么好写。。。 最后。。。我想告诉大家，我今天 地点在 ：Pos Malaysia 时间 : 下午3时31分又53秒 动机 ：让朋友开心 起因 ：朋友生日快到了 关系人物 ：Pos Malaysia 员工 目的 ：寄了一包急邮 从以上种种的提示，我想信聪明的“你”因该猜到了吧。。。。 让我们来一起为这包飘洋过海的“邮包”祈祷吧 ^^" 请跟着以下的词一起默默的祈祷 邮包啊邮包。。。 你看你拥有多重大的责任。。 你背着的是你好主人"Happy Low" 的千千万万个祝福献于远在东海岸的朋友。。 而你胃也寄放了上百令吉的物品。。 虽然你长得不俊不帅又不美，无所谓拉。。反正你又不是去选美而去送死。。 你一定要完成任务！！！奋不顾身的从吉隆坡冲去沙巴斗湖然后给我的朋友给你剖解。。 阿们。。。
记得誓死都要到达哦。。。
时间差不多了。。。。。哇老厄！！你爷爷的烂臭部落格害我浪费了将近2个小时来完成 = =！！ （我的牺牲也真大)
在此停手，
Happy Low
29日/二月/2008年
Thursday, February 28, 2008
Malaysia Semua Crying Baby
= ="....2day nothing special again
actually today wanna go to post office to post something but look at clock , aleadi 3:xxpm....that also means the courier service aleadi closed >"<
lolx....thats all =.=!!
Because i don wanna see my post too short , so i pasted a funny poem at here ^^"
Malaysia semua crying baby,
our government is so lousy,
make the college becomes no quality,
Chinese and Indian pun tak boleh masuk university.
It never had a choice for me,
because no money cannot study at oversea,
so I always feel i'm so pity.
Every college are greedy,
sini sana all need money,
their pocket kosong our perut noisy,
I am poor because there sucks my money.
Exam question full of difficulty,
it has a reason only,
which is to earn more money,
because we retake money masuk lagi.
The staffs always no aksi,
they did wrong never say sorry,
before asking please show your money,
otherwise they wont be happy,
we pay their salary still make us angry.
that's why i wanna study hard to earn more and more money
Tiap-Tiap hari feel so lazy,
never try to wake up early,
always hope college sekarang cuti,
everyday go to class feel so sleepy,
lecturer always scold me lazy.
do assignment just like to copy,
before the final just feel worry,
every nite study until crazy,
because scared scold by mummy.
Why my class always no pretty,
those elephant always show me how she's sexy,
the monster wanna treat me nicely,
like that i better mati.
my looking is abit ugly,
saya mari girl girl lari,
everyday date them they only say busy,
semua orang tak ada hati,
make me always so lonely,
only can watch porno movie.
CS always let people bully,
maybe i am really so lousy,
althought knife people is so happy,
but i am always unlucky,
kena headshot easily,
after mati still mati.
This is just a small story,
typed it simply,
feel funny and happy,
actually i am not lonely,
because I have many friends around me.
Best Regards....
Happy Low
28 / feb / 2008
actually today wanna go to post office to post something but look at clock , aleadi 3:xxpm....that also means the courier service aleadi closed >"<
lolx....thats all =.=!!
Because i don wanna see my post too short , so i pasted a funny poem at here ^^"
Malaysia semua crying baby,
our government is so lousy,
make the college becomes no quality,
Chinese and Indian pun tak boleh masuk university.
It never had a choice for me,
because no money cannot study at oversea,
so I always feel i'm so pity.
Every college are greedy,
sini sana all need money,
their pocket kosong our perut noisy,
I am poor because there sucks my money.
Exam question full of difficulty,
it has a reason only,
which is to earn more money,
because we retake money masuk lagi.
The staffs always no aksi,
they did wrong never say sorry,
before asking please show your money,
otherwise they wont be happy,
we pay their salary still make us angry.
that's why i wanna study hard to earn more and more money
Tiap-Tiap hari feel so lazy,
never try to wake up early,
always hope college sekarang cuti,
everyday go to class feel so sleepy,
lecturer always scold me lazy.
do assignment just like to copy,
before the final just feel worry,
every nite study until crazy,
because scared scold by mummy.
Why my class always no pretty,
those elephant always show me how she's sexy,
the monster wanna treat me nicely,
like that i better mati.
my looking is abit ugly,
saya mari girl girl lari,
everyday date them they only say busy,
semua orang tak ada hati,
make me always so lonely,
only can watch porno movie.
CS always let people bully,
maybe i am really so lousy,
althought knife people is so happy,
but i am always unlucky,
kena headshot easily,
after mati still mati.
This is just a small story,
typed it simply,
feel funny and happy,
actually i am not lonely,
because I have many friends around me.
Best Regards....
Happy Low
28 / feb / 2008
Wednesday, February 27, 2008
Parcel
erm....2day got nothing special = =" the only special thing for today is that i received 3 parcel ^^" yeah....which human so good send me parcel ? well , the answer is "no body" !! for my personal opinions , in the earth will not got people will so free send u a parcel ... except he/she is "something wrong/terrorist"
so ...!!? whos sent the parcel to me ? well well well , the answer is "trader". yesterday i ordered 3 item from 3 differents seller and i finally received it at today ^^" 3 of that parcel is using posekspress x 2 + poslaju courier. And delivered by "a" postman. btw , i quite appreciate that postman ... he is so funny , although he motorcycle got "horn" but he never use and keep singing "happy low xxx xxxx" (shouting my name) for more then 5 minutes = =!!!
Well...guess what am i ordered ^^"... the answer will be out when 02 march 2008 oh ~~~ it will be a big big big suprise ^_^
Best Regards ~~~
Happy Low
27 / feb / 2008
so ...!!? whos sent the parcel to me ? well well well , the answer is "trader". yesterday i ordered 3 item from 3 differents seller and i finally received it at today ^^" 3 of that parcel is using posekspress x 2 + poslaju courier. And delivered by "a" postman. btw , i quite appreciate that postman ... he is so funny , although he motorcycle got "horn" but he never use and keep singing "happy low xxx xxxx" (shouting my name) for more then 5 minutes = =!!!
Well...guess what am i ordered ^^"... the answer will be out when 02 march 2008 oh ~~~ it will be a big big big suprise ^_^
Best Regards ~~~
Happy Low
27 / feb / 2008
Tuesday, February 26, 2008
External Harddrive
hi all....2day is the second day i write blog , to be honest ...i aleadi started bored to keep writing blog but i aleadi swear to myself "I Will Never Give Up To A Stupid blog"
As like normal....2day had been invite by my "dog friend pig friend/猪朋狗友" go out yam cha again. 4 of us cathering at a mamak stall for 2 hours++ , lolx.....inside the 2 hours++ we got nth to chat and 4 of us keep acting cool by differents of way. (what a immature action >"<) hahahah ,2 of my "sellfish" friend finally borrow me external harddrive to let me steal thier hidden good data/video/music/picture/collection and etc. How Come thr so good borrow me ehd ?.....if i not mistaken , that is because 2 of that idiot wanna copy my Prison Break Season 3. wow = =!!! that it got alots of hidden goods frm 2 of them , aiks....i also duno want how to desribe their bad habits.
well well well.....when i back to house , my sis suddenly tell me "pc infected by virus" lolx T_T? i straight reply her "is it that u find those handsome guys pic/video until that pc infect virus ?" ok stop !! enough....this is my family argue , i don want open to public >"<
so pity me spent 2 hours to format a comp T.T......after format , still nid to download and install those usefull software. Actually , format just is a small case.....the big problem is alots of my msn chat logs/pic/collection is been dissappeared T_T . And the thing to make me angry is me , my sis never apologise to me and pretend innocent lolx = =!!
Best Regards.....
Happy Low
As like normal....2day had been invite by my "dog friend pig friend/猪朋狗友" go out yam cha again. 4 of us cathering at a mamak stall for 2 hours++ , lolx.....inside the 2 hours++ we got nth to chat and 4 of us keep acting cool by differents of way. (what a immature action >"<) hahahah ,2 of my "sellfish" friend finally borrow me external harddrive to let me steal thier hidden good data/video/music/picture/collection and etc. How Come thr so good borrow me ehd ?.....if i not mistaken , that is because 2 of that idiot wanna copy my Prison Break Season 3. wow = =!!! that it got alots of hidden goods frm 2 of them , aiks....i also duno want how to desribe their bad habits.
well well well.....when i back to house , my sis suddenly tell me "pc infected by virus" lolx T_T? i straight reply her "is it that u find those handsome guys pic/video until that pc infect virus ?" ok stop !! enough....this is my family argue , i don want open to public >"<
so pity me spent 2 hours to format a comp T.T......after format , still nid to download and install those usefull software. Actually , format just is a small case.....the big problem is alots of my msn chat logs/pic/collection is been dissappeared T_T . And the thing to make me angry is me , my sis never apologise to me and pretend innocent lolx = =!!
Best Regards.....
Happy Low
Monday, February 25, 2008
RM40 Had Been Losing Today T.T.....
well , i think all of you sure duno i'm a jobless guy T.T.....well , i tell u now .. i am a jobless guy and i got financial problem also ...aiks >.< (always short of money)
2day , got a pig friend dog friend invite me go sing k at the nearest shopping complex ....(haha...of cos not sing at shopping complex la , but is a karaoke room inside the complex)
sing k just is a small problem , but the problem is...i sing k with a "guy" T.T ...he face ugly i don care , but unfortunely he voice likes killing a pork lolx.....how come i can patient wif tis kind of demon for 5 hours = =?.... yea....all of this also come out from my "Lovely Heart" yeppe ~~
well , for sing k totally spent RM20.70 for 2 person.....quite cheap :p
but i highly don recommends all fo you go "music box" <=== poor sound system+poor services and the most annoying thing is the speaker got noise. >"<
after sing k , sure will be thirsty and hungry.....we went to a restaurant and suddenly meet back my secondary-school classmates at thr also :p.....the ex-classmates is a guys also = =!! yea...very lucky tis ex-classmates handsome abit than this demon but about the voice of singing i can't gv any comments ^^"
well , i ordered a Curry Chicken Chop Rice + Soya Bean at that shop....omg wtf bbq that shop dare to charge me RM9.99+RM3.99 ...that times i really felt that i'm a "water fish" but no choices , is too late >"< and that shop is choosed by me = ="
hehe....not this only , of course...after sing k , we got a activity..... that is : Go To Cyber Cafe To Play The Daily Necessary Game --> DotA. Play 5 round win 4 round ^^"...i also can't believe i can win 4 round straight with my DotA trainees frz >"<
so , the conclusion is ....i was spent over RM40 for just only one day .... some times i really think that myself is very useless. What you guys think about me ^^?...
Best Regards.....
Happy Low
2day , got a pig friend dog friend invite me go sing k at the nearest shopping complex ....(haha...of cos not sing at shopping complex la , but is a karaoke room inside the complex)
sing k just is a small problem , but the problem is...i sing k with a "guy" T.T ...he face ugly i don care , but unfortunely he voice likes killing a pork lolx.....how come i can patient wif tis kind of demon for 5 hours = =?.... yea....all of this also come out from my "Lovely Heart" yeppe ~~
well , for sing k totally spent RM20.70 for 2 person.....quite cheap :p
but i highly don recommends all fo you go "music box" <=== poor sound system+poor services and the most annoying thing is the speaker got noise. >"<
after sing k , sure will be thirsty and hungry.....we went to a restaurant and suddenly meet back my secondary-school classmates at thr also :p.....the ex-classmates is a guys also = =!! yea...very lucky tis ex-classmates handsome abit than this demon but about the voice of singing i can't gv any comments ^^"
well , i ordered a Curry Chicken Chop Rice + Soya Bean at that shop....omg wtf bbq that shop dare to charge me RM9.99+RM3.99 ...that times i really felt that i'm a "water fish" but no choices , is too late >"< and that shop is choosed by me = ="
hehe....not this only , of course...after sing k , we got a activity..... that is : Go To Cyber Cafe To Play The Daily Necessary Game --> DotA. Play 5 round win 4 round ^^"...i also can't believe i can win 4 round straight with my DotA trainees frz >"<
so , the conclusion is ....i was spent over RM40 for just only one day .... some times i really think that myself is very useless. What you guys think about me ^^?...
Best Regards.....
Happy Low
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